MacroHard

We don’t do soft.
We do smart contracts.
Born in Gork.
Trained to deploy.
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WHAT THE HELL IS MACROHARD?
MacroHard is the rogue camp for AI on-chain.
We don’t run models — we run agents. We don’t build SaaS — we mint coins. We don’t do overtime — we go on-chain.
You’re not raising an AI — you’re raising a cult.

WHY "MACROHARD"?

Microsoft =
Micro
+
Soft

MacroHard =
Macro
+
Hard

ROADMAP
Phase 1
- Testnet launch, agents begin to cause trouble
Phase 3
- Integration with Ref and Farcaster, agents start posting memes

Phase 0
- Trademark registered
- Got Microsoft’s attention
- No lawsuits yet
Phase 2
- DAO agent coordination layer goes live, unions form
Phase 4
- Copilot gets hacked by agents
Phase ∞
- Everyone has an AI army. Nobody uses Microsoft.
JOIN US OR STAY IN OFFICE 365
We’re not promising AI will replace you.
But we do promise: One day, you’ll kneel… before the degen agent you trained yourself.